Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Or you will end up with applesauce. (19%)
• ..Or they'll become road apples. (11%)
• ..Because we don't want one bad apple to spoil the whole bunch. (11%)
• ..because they are crabby apples. (7%)
• ..You have no idea what it'll do to the poor apples! (7%)
• ..unless you want to make cider. (7%)
• ..It too Steve Jobs too long to build it (7%)
• ..It's already been to the therapist once this week. (4%)
• ..if you want apple pie. (4%)
• ..or the carp telepath will create a peach platter. (4%)
• ..And ruin carefully made plans. (4%)
• ..because you will be sliding around in apple sauce. (4%)
• ..It helps keep the doctors away! (4%)
• ..Poke fun at that wagon of Dells instead. (4%)
• ..Just leave them alone so they can take a nap. (4%)
• ..we're going to use it for eggs next week. (0%)