Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..but you must have a strong constitution. (16%)
• ..But nobody said what type of institution (13%)
• ..To be happy you have to find variety in repetition, wisdom within experience, friendship with in love. (13%)
• ..You even get to pick your own straight jacket, too. (9%)
• ..But who wants to live in an institution? (6%)
• ..But I’m not ready to be institutionalized yet. (6%)
• ..but look for the exit doors. (6%)
• ..and the food is a lot better than they served in the dorm. (6%)
• ..If you like living in institutions. (6%)
• ..but divorce can be liberating. (6%)
• ..For the dead (6%)
• ...and it's called the Dog House! (6%)
• ..better than the workhouse anyway. (0%)
• ..which can quickly institutionalize you. (0%)