Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Because they’re the only spots he has (17%)
• ..It simply applies make-up! (13%)
• ..But you sure can have fun playing connect the dots! (13%)
• ..The spots change the leopard (8%)
• ..It just hides them in the camouflage. (8%)
• ..How many leopards does it take to change a spot?!? (8%)
• ..Nor does a person change his character, no matter how many times they say they will change. (8%)
• ..unless it's lifelong dream is to be a tiger. (4%)
• ..until it agrees with the 10 Billion dollar self help psychology industry and then it dreams of stripes and flying through the air chasing the pigs... (4%)
• ..It just turns on its smoooooth talking (4%)
• ..Spots has grown out of his diapers. (4%)
• ..But it sure can change its mind (4%)
• ..He doesn’t change his socks either! (4%)
• ..depends if they are government workers or unionized or not !! (0%)
• ..But a zebra does. (0%)
• ..He just dyes them a different colour (0%)