Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I told him I would prefer a tiara with rubies and emeralds. (24%)
• ..So I got one at Burger King (20%)
• ..I told him he needed a plaque (12%)
• ..and I told him he watches too much "Game of Thrones." (8%)
• ..And I thanked him for wanting to make me "Queen for the Day!" (4%)
• ..I rather have a white knight, thank you very much (4%)
• ..and I said "Sure. I'll have a Crown Royal with Coke". (4%)
• ..I told him I'd rather have the corona vaccine, please. (4%)
• ..I ask him why? I'm not Queen Victoria! (4%)
• ..I told him I already had one, so what's the point (4%)
• ..so I said "I know, huh?" (4%)
• ..and I was like, right? (4%)
• ..So I said, "that tooth has always had an over-inflated ego. Just take it out." (4%)
• ..so you need to float a very big loan (0%)