Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..but Couch Potato was not what they had in mind. (16%)
• ..But they forgot the clause where I have to set my mind to it. Well, my mind has been on vacation so long that all it wants to be is in front of my games at GT. (16%)
• ..but just anything wouldn't do, so I became everything to my family! (12%)
• ..So I became a backgammon player at goldtoken and loved every second of it. (8%)
• ..I just want to be something... (8%)
• ..so I became their worst nightmare -- now they say nothing! (8%)
• ..So I did everything to become someone who did the Impossible (8%)
• ..and I did, my own self, and I am happy with her. (8%)
• ..So i become a baby, even wet myself. (4%)
• ..So I became a disappointment. (4%)
• ..but nothing got in the way, and now I'm a nobody. (4%)
• ..now they say; Anything you can be I can be greater, Sooner or later I'm greater than you. (4%)