Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..So my dog doesn't steal it! (17%)
• ..But, it's creepy when it watches me back. (9%)
• ..Because my doctor insists I follow a see-food diet! (9%)
• ..but it disappears too fast! (9%)
• ..but the trouble is, I also eat whatever I watch. (9%)
• ..But sometimes I forget to put my glasses on. (9%)
• ..But when eat my food. I watch the food network on TV (4%)
• ..And I try not to eat my watch... (4%)
• ..Or else it will run away from me. (4%)
• ..But it gets up and walks away! (4%)
• ..That's right. I eat lots of "see" food. (4%)
• ..I'm glad what I eat don't watch me! (4%)
• ..but obviously need new glasses since it all looks like PIE (4%)
• ..but I haven’t figured out how to follow it (4%)
• ..But with my cooking it's sometimes best just to close your eyes (4%)