Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..It took me too long to make it! (18%)
• ..It's what is keeping me social distanced from everyone. (14%)
• ..It is full of the cream of the crop (9%)
• ..I'm floating around in it nicely! (9%)
• ..because you just might regret it . (9%)
• ..but you can rain on my parade. (9%)
• ..I don't want to be hanging by the seat of my pants, in a tree, in the middle of nowhere. (5%)
• ..unless you want to clear up the mess! (5%)
• ..because it’s my party and you’re not invited (5%)
• ..It's keeping me a float! (5%)
• ..And disturb me while I'm on my joyride! (5%)
• ..Or my bubble gum will go all over my face. (5%)
• ..It's the only air I can breathe. (5%)
• ..because you cant un-see what you see (0%)
• ..It's floating soooo nicely! (0%)
• ..it will make a big bubble gum mess on my face (0%)