Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Has to go to the bathroom (15%)
• ..Has to make the coffee (12%)
• ..gets to enjoy some quiet time while the rest of the house is still sleeping. (8%)
• ..gets to spend more time playing games on GoldToken. (8%)
• ..doesn't need the worm, he needs a nap (8%)
• ..Has to do the laundry, keep an eye on the kids, find something for dinner, in other words, do a Mom's job! (4%)
• ..Gets his work done early to relax and have free time later on in the day. (4%)
• ..Catches the worm. So spit it out. (4%)
• ..Has to go and pay the cable bill (4%)
• ..didn’t get enough sleep (4%)
• ..doesn't run out of hot water in the shower (4%)
• ..Goes back to bed and sleeps a little later (4%)
• ..yawns all day long (4%)
• ..didn't watch the game last night (yawn!) (4%)
• ..just may kill that Leghorn rooster. (4%)
• ..gets to have the first fresh cup of coffee from the pot. (4%)
• ..goes to bed early (4%)
• ..gets to rouse everyone else out of bed! (4%)
• ..falls asleep in front of the telly at 7pm. (0%)
• ..Has to get the kids ready for school (0%)