Poll assigned to board: Pony Up!

• EXPOSED: The truth behind the toilet paper shortage (13%)
• "Local crime boss caught red handed after stealing rare luxuries." (11%)
• Toilet paper shortage caused by shopaholic dog! (9%)
• Extra! Extra! Dog caught going over 2 roll limit!! (9%)
• Mrs. Chloe Chihuahua, winner of raffle of 1-year supply of toilet paper, says it will come in handy with her pups still potty training. (9%)
• Missy the Chihuahua Nabbed for Selling Toilet Paper on Ebay for 25 Dog Bones Per Roll! (9%)
• This is my legacy, in my will those who treated me like crap will now inherit my new found wealth...Toilet Paper. Mauuuuuuuhhh (9%)
• She must have eaten her son's cooking (4%)
• Chicky, the Chihuahua says evidence photo shopped, it was only a new hat. (4%)
• Dog bought 2 rolls of Toilet Paper and five finger discounted the rest of the Toilet Paper rolls (4%)
• Stores are Out of Gritty Kitty: Stimpy Refuses to Shop (4%)
• Toilet roll shortage day 110. Sensing the toilet rolls running out dogs start to learn to walk (2%)
• Well, I think I have enough for a little while at least. (2%)
• Rising Chi-Hua Rash in Male Dogs-Chihuahua "Jazzy" Sought as a Dog of Interest (2%)
• Ay, ay, ay! Taco Bell! Yo Quiero mucho papel higiénico! (2%)
• Hey Buddy got the goods now lets run before they catch us (2%)
• Chihuahua suspected of fraudulently breaking vulnerable person rules to jump supermarket queues and "3 per customer" limits (2%)
• Chihuahua caught on camera hoarding toilet paper (2%)
• Ms. Cutie making sure she had enough tp (0%)