Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Having to get up from the couch to go to the TV to change the channel (15%)
• ..when a hashtag was called a pound sign and we played tic-tac-toe on it (12%)
• ..Nothing anymore. (8%)
• ..I'm so old i remember watching Noah build his Ark. (8%)
• ..Captain Kangaroo teaching me how to tie my shoes! (when my parents failed). (8%)
• ..When you could buy a big soda for a nickle! (4%)
• ..playing "Jefferson Airplane" on my 8-track, before they became Jefferson Starship! (4%)
• ..Only 4 channels on TV (4%)
• ..that I used to be able to remember! (4%)
• ..That I used to be a walking tv guide for my Dad with a photographic memory (4%)
• ..what were we talking about? (4%)
• ..i remember penny candy. (4%)
• ..the taste of that first bite of apple (4%)
• ..watching Howdy Doody on our black and white television set (4%)
• ..when the black and white tv's were only 9 inches big and they would shut down after midnight and play the National Anthem till 6 am in the morning. (4%)
• ..uh . . . uh . . . hmm! (4%)
• ..Putting hot potatoes in our pockets in the winter walking to school and then we had them for lunch... (4%)
• ..I remember Eve feeding Adam the apple! (4%)