Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..And now Dick and Jane can't find Spot. (26%)
• ..Now I can't find my dog. (22%)
• ..now my dalmation is spotless. (13%)
• ..and Spot disappeared (13%)
• ..Who was called spot but now he is called spotless (9%)
• ..now I have a plain Dalmatian. (4%)
• ..And now he's invisible, but I know he's there because the box of dog treats is empty. (4%)
• ..And she disappeared (4%)
• ..Because I wanted a Labrador (not a Dalmatian). (4%)