Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..grab some Tequila and salt (36%)
• ..Make lemon pie! (14%)
• ..Make lemonade. (14%)
• ..make lemonade, however if it hands you melons, you're dyslexic. (14%)
• ..freeze them and throw them back! (5%)
• ..It must be Pancake Tuesday (5%)
• ..then you can have daily lemon drop martinis! (5%)
• ..hand them back ... unless you like lemons. (5%)
• ..If life hands you Lemons--- than hand me the Patron and agave juice. (5%)
• ..Have your mechanic tune them up! (0%)