Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I go to KFC and lick other people’s fingers (29%)
• ..I can’t even pay attention. (14%)
• ..I don't even have any sense. (14%)
• ..all the king's men couldn't put me back together (11%)
• ..I'm in a head to toe body cast! (7%)
• ..I need gorilla glue to glue me back together. (7%)
• ..that PB&J looks like a gourmet meal! (4%)
• ..My TV is a small B&W version. (4%)
• ..I can't even eat dirt, cost too much... (4%)
• ..I have registered myself as a charity (4%)
• ..Ice Cream and cookies are a luxury (4%)
• ..I feel like Humpty Dumpty (0%)
• ..my nickel thinks it's a hundred dollar coin. (0%)