Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. (24%)
• ..when they sent me outside to play and locked the door behind me! (19%)
• ..They told me to go play in the traffic, and we live next to a four lane highway (10%)
• ..When I came home from school, they'd moved house (10%)
• ..Their names never appeared on our airline tickets. (10%)
• ..Everytime I came in they went out (5%)
• ..Because when we went away on vacation they left me behind at a highway rest stop. (5%)
• ..When I woke up in the dustbin. (5%)
• ..when I sat on the floor to eat & the dog sat on a chair at the table. (5%)
• ..When they told me I was adopted. (5%)
• ..When they said that they were praying that I would come to visit but they don't know what to do with me (5%)
• ..when they told me that I wasn’t adopted yet; they had only just placed the advert. (0%)