Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Here comes Lassie, what is it girl... the missing GT squirrels, they're trapped in the well....oh no! (15%)
• ..There was a tap on the window ... what a silly place to put a tap. (15%)
• ..the sheep were sheeping, the cows were cowing, and the dogs were, well, dogging! (12%)
• ..The rustlers were trying to steal the cattle, but old Jake the dog, barked and grabbed hold of the one's pants leg, waking up the entire house and Grandpa coming out with the shotgun. (12%)
• ..The GoldTokeners play on (12%)
• ..LittleTree is busy trying to think up new sentences & contests for our enjoyment! (12%)
• ..Someone is putting horns on the Pink Cadillac (8%)
• ..The three amigos were celebrating their birthday. (4%)
• ..Lil Nas X and Sam Elliott were having a show down over Doritos...Cool Ranch, no doubt. (4%)
• ..Building work was well underway on the new out-of-town shopping mall "Ranch City", the cowboys and horses having disappeared into the sunset. (4%)
• ..salads were the main menu choice. (4%)
• ..The rustlers stole the steers and all are enjoying a steak tonight (0%)