Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..she married me. (24%)
• ..He put Donald in the roaster, Mickie in the trap, and Clarabelle out to pasture. (24%)
• ..Her Friends are Donald duck, Mickey mouse and Pluto (14%)
• ..She does spontaneous things when I least expect it to make me laugh and knows how to cheer me up when I need it most! (10%)
• ..Had to tie his ears behind his head. (10%)
• ..So I'm spose be serious. (5%)
• ..he thinks he's Prince Charming! (5%)
• ..that ... oh never mind. I don't have a spouse. Does that mean that I'm Goofy? (5%)
• ..He was offered a part in the Donald Duck movie. (5%)