Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head he asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks "Hey what's with the paper towel on your head?" The pirate responds "ARRR, I got a bounty on me head!" (25%)
• What's a pirates favorite letter? You might think "Arr" (R) but his first love is the "sea" (C). (19%)
• Rarely will you see a pirate that smokes...the reason is, they use the patch. (19%)
• The pirate's bird was heard to say: "Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Nine, OOPS! A parroty error!" (19%)
• When asked to decorate the shipdeck with Ropework, the pirate replied "I'm a frayed knot". (13%)
• How can you tell a pirate has fallen for modern technology? It's the eye ipatch that gives it away (6%)