Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I scared myself when I looked in the mirror! (26%)
• ..the coronavirus saw me and put on a mask! (19%)
• ..People turned the lights off and lock their doors as they saw me approaching. (11%)
• ..Nobody would come trick or treating with me. (11%)
• ..I heard bones rattling underground when I walked near the cemetery. (11%)
• ..I had to put it on in a dark room (7%)
• ..Even Oogie Boogie was quaking! (7%)
• ..I got an offer to act the part of Bride of Frankenstein II (4%)
• ..The doors I went to thought I was a real vampire (4%)
• ..My dog was going in circles (0%)