Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..My wife without makeup!!! Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhh. (25%)
• ..Children tonight dressed as witches, vampires and goblins, I'll tell you what gave me the wooliest scare, after hearing footsteps and turning around and jumping in fright over the thing that wasn't there!!! Boo...ooh... (14%)
• ..The headless Goldie had found his head! (11%)
• ..Someone wearing a mask; but that's the new normal, isn't it? (11%)
• ..myself on the edge of a bottomless pit . (7%)
• ..a saying (7%)
• ..A real life werewolf (4%)
• ..myself in bed fast asleep covered in spiders and snakes. (4%)
• ..Nothing as I was looking in a (4%)
• ..a ghost and it ran after me. (4%)
• coming after my I and ran home and (4%)
• ..Someone 3 feet away not wearing a mask!!! (4%)
• .. My wife following me with her Easter basket (4%)
• ..turned and and seen a got scared and ran into the house (0%)