Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Vampires are a pain in the neck (26%)
• What part of the street do vampires live on? A dead end! (21%)
• Who did the ghost bring to the dance? His Ghoulfriend. (21%)
• What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?? Spare ribs (16%)
• Did you hear about the vampire who lost his home? It was a grave problem (11%)
• Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with. (5%)
• Why didn't the skeleton like the Halloween candy? He didn't have the stomach for it! (0%)