Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• something important, but I can't for the life of me recall what?!? (23%)
• It's impolite to talk when someone's speaking. (15%)
• It was my turn to win the contest! (12%)
• That I was too old but never make the mistake of underestimating the older generation. (8%)
• Not to agree with you (8%)
• That Mexico was going to pay for this (8%)
• That Halloween and Xmas was merging to make hallomas (4%)
• Please don't talk with your mouth full. (4%)
• you can pick your friends not your relatives. (4%)
• Stop picking at your food and eat it. (4%)
• That you must wear a mask in public. (4%)
• Please be polite (4%)
• to write a paraprosdokian sentence. (4%)