Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Last night, commercial stars Snap, Crackle, and Pop were murdered in a drive-by shooting. L.A. Police are looking for a cereal killer. (27%)
• Did you hear about the French supehero, for breakfast he has 8 huit-a-bix (20%)
• Why did it take so long to catch the cereal killer? Because of corn flaking evidence. (13%)
• And Sugar Bear got lost in the Honey Comb of Alpha Bits , on his Quest to find the ceral killer (13%)
• If cereal drowns in milk... doesn't it make the milk a serial killer? (13%)
• What do cannibals drink with their breakfast cereal? A cup of Joe. (13%)