Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..if you buy your wife earrings that double as fishing lures. (20%)
• ..If you have to mow the yard to find your car! (16%)
• ..if you've ever been accused of lying thru your tooth. (12%)
• ..You're working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. (12%)
• ..If you enter a custody fight over your nanny goat. (8%)
• ..If you tip your above ground pool to make a deep end (8%)
• ..If your husband has to move his transmission from the tub so you can take a bath (4%)
• ..if you're heard saying "Yes Dear" immediately following a pig's oink. (4%)
• ..You are married to a blood relative. (4%)
• ..you know Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel (4%)
• ..you get a lot of paint spilt on you (4%)
• ..the lottery ticket you bought is your 401K. (4%)
• ..When u come town south and finally trying 2say what they say (0%)
• ..you stay out in the sun too long and get burnt (0%)
• ..Someone calls you one, but they are worse as they are racist, classist and judgemental. (0%)
• ..If you carry your luggage in grocery store bags. (0%)
• ..you have two cars in your front yard, and either one will run. (0%)
• ..Your outhouse is decorated with antlers. (0%)