Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..There are no mail-in ballots up there. (17%)
• ..The cat's over there! (13%)
• ..THAT is a car freshener! (10%)
• ..Spending too much time on the problems and not the solution. (10%)
• ..You should be howling at the moon (7%)
• ..Next thing you know, you'll be chasing your tail (7%)
• ..If you are climbing up a weeping willow tree. (7%)
• I was definitely barking up the wrong tree when I asked my boyfriend to pick out a dress for my office party. He has horrible taste. (3%)
• ..it's a telegraph pole (3%)
• ..we don't go after GoldToken Squirrel's (3%)
• ..Come back Fido, that's a cat in the tree, (bobcat) (3%)
• ..Badger isn't up this tree yet, only the GT squirrels. (3%)
• ..the Dogwood tree is over there... (3%)
• ..But that's ok. I'm slating down the wrong Sherpa. (3%)
• ..unless you Did want the poison sumac! (3%)
• ..that's a cat tree, not a dog tree. (3%)