Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..after therapy I discovered that yes, I am a quitter. (15%)
• ..The voice in my head told me to (12%)
• ..He kept waking me up from my nap (9%)
• ..the therapist started using the couch for his nap time. (6%)
• ..Because the therapist had more problems than me. (6%)
• ..I can!! (6%)
• ..Because Nurse Emma was absent from the mental ward. (6%)
• ..my other two personalities won't go. (6%)
• ..My therapist didn't understand me. (6%)
• ..I was Frank Spencer and I am a failure (3%)
• ..my friends here are all I need. (3%)
• ..All I need is GoldToken and the squirrel's and all of the GT family and I'll be alright. (3%)
• ..The therapist refused to lie down to hear my problems! (3%)
• ..They suggested that I quit goldtoken (3%)
• ..there is absolutely no helping me! (3%)
• ..I retired and things are going fine now (3%)
• ..Because I was happy in my own crazy little world and decided to stay where I was at. (3%)
• ..Because the therapist said I was too crazy to help. (3%)
• ..I ran out of spare change (0%)
• ..my analyst was trying to help me behind my back! (0%)
• ..the therapist was secretly out to get me. (0%)
• ..we is cured (0%)