Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being there (23%)
• ..I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! (13%)
• ..I fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of myself. (13%)
• ..I could not find the passcode for the Zoom meeting (10%)
• ..I didn't want to come. (10%)
• ..But due to the restrictions got to told to isolate for 5 months (6%)
• ..better late than never! (6%)
• ..sorry, but i had to clean up my bowl of oatmeat. (3%)
• ..that's a lie as I'm not really sorry (3%)
• ..I don't have gps so I had to draw out a map to your house! (3%)
• ..thinking of my archaic wardrobe I was trying to be fashionably late. (3%)
• ..I was having a blast with Shyanne and Ciara and couldn't tear myself away. (3%)
• ..There was this big huge bear outside of my door, so had to walk all the way here, and that's the truth! (3%)
• ..my watch is on Covid time. (0%)
• ..I just wanted to be the last one walking in so everyone would notice me! (0%)
• ..I fall asleep oops me sorry 4 being late (0%)