Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..and selfies that make you look like a fish (16%)
• ..that should remain unread. (12%)
• ..consisting of humans' obsession of documenting and sharing their daily activities and need to reflect upon them. (12%)
• ..With no end in sight (12%)
• ..with all the pages that make you look bad torn out (8%)
• ..Every status update begins with Dear Facebook. (8%)
• ..composed entirely of self-absorbed posts and tweets. (8%)
• ..made even worse when read by and commented on by those with compromised cerebral abilities. (8%)
• ..The entries are embellished to make it sound more interesting. (4%)
• ..with a broken lock, left on a bus traveling to nowhere (4%)
• ..That goes on, and on, and on, about poor poor me. (4%)
• ..Yes.....Just follow the Kardashian's (4%)
• ..Hopefully those sentences will fit the crime. (0%)