Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I shouldn't have used the catnip spice (100%)
• ..But left the carrot for Rudolph (0%)
• ..My dog is waiting by the litter box for his share. (0%)
• ..He heard Santa was lactose intolerant. (0%)
• ..Favorite cookies (0%)
• ..So, I gave Santa a sandwich and a Pepsi. You don't want to hear Santa having gas in the fireplace. (0%)
• ..I don't know why you did that, Do you think Santa would eat out of your bowl?? naughty cat. (0%)
• ..But, but, santa's on a diet I was helping him out (0%)
• ..And my dog slobbered on and chewed apart my Wish List letter that I left for him! (0%)
• ..because I got the dishes confused and put the milk and cookies in the cat food bowls and the cat food on the dishes meant for Santa. Duh! (0%)