Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Grab the jar of Vaseline (18%)
• ..you'll have to decide between two equally difficult courses of action and keep your fingers crossed! (14%)
• ..Dig a tunnel! (11%)
• ..throw you hands up in the air and wave them like you just don't care (11%)
• ..break out your knife, pliers and tubing from a CamelBak like Aron Ralston did. (11%)
• ..It hurts, huh? (11%)
• ..Hold your breath and squeeze your way out. (7%)
• ..Pray...... (7%)
• ..You homer Simpson in the Simpsons movie (4%)
• ..you're going to be very sore, so take some Tylenol. (4%)
• ..grab a pickaxe and start chipping away (4%)