Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..It might have been whiskey instead. (24%)
• ..You can always get an utter one. (14%)
• ..the cat will clean it up (10%)
• ..just pour some more and you can still dunk your cookies! (10%)
• ..There's still ice cream in the fridge. (5%)
• ..but you can muoooose beside it. (5%)
• ..Just go get a straw and suck it up (5%)
• ..Hey Misty come on over and clean this up for momma.. good puppy. (5%)
• ..Or you will be a sour grape if you do. (5%)
• ..the grocery store is open 24 hours (5%)
• ..Just get out the mop (5%)
• ..buy a cat (5%)
• ..Cry over spilled coffee instead (5%)
• ..cry over losing a 100.00 bill (0%)