Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Special ... the voices in my head tell me so. (18%)
• ..born this way (14%)
• ..a resident in The Mental Ward (7%)
• ..alternatively sane. (7%)
• ..I'm just a woman (7%)
• ..the New Normal.. for new year 2021 (7%)
• ..Mad and nuts on Halloween (4%)
• ..I'm just a little on the kooky side (4%)
• ..plain nuts (4%)
• ..normality challenged. (4%)
• .. (4%)
• ..one of the world's 3% of people your parents warned you about. (4%)
• ..I just get overly excited about Christmas and Chocolate! (4%)
• ..I'm just trying to blow your mind (4%)
• ..having a very good conversation with myself (4%)
• ..half nuts! (4%)
• ..I'm not crazy I'm just .... mentally ill - could you please use politically correct terminology in future! (4%)