Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I'm retired! (14%)
• ..I'm taking a little extra time to do it right! (11%)
• ..I'm too lazy, I'll do it yesterday (11%)
• ..I just really enjoy doing Nothing (7%)
• ..I'm just saving energy (7%)
• ..I just don't care (7%)
• ..I’m not lazy, I’m highly motivated to do nothing. (7%)
• ..Its just that the remote control is too far away (4%)
• ..I just like to procrastinate (4%)
• ..I'm just... oh wait, yes, I am lazy. (4%)
• ..I'm not lazy..... zzzzzzzz (4%)
• ..everyone else is just hyperactive (4%)
• ..I'm a mattress tester (4%)
• ..I'm just taking a loooong break (4%)
• ..I'm to tired to be lazy. (4%)
• ..I just don't move very fast. (4%)
• ..I'm just planing my next move, to the refrigerator.... (4%)
• ..Cant move playin pac-man (0%)