Poll assigned to board: Pony Up!

• My wife tried to claim she was a night owl. She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped. (24%)
• Why is this owl laughing? He heard a Wise joke (21%)
• What did the tire say to the other tire? I'm retired!! (17%)
• Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist. (14%)
• What kind of math do snowy owls like? Owlgebra. (14%)
• why us the owl laughing? Because he saw himself in the mirror (10%)