Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..somewhere other than in my back, please. (21%)
• ..and forgive one another, life's too short! (18%)
• ..Somewhere so it’s never found. (15%)
• ..far away from the body (12%)
• ..and all get along (9%)
• ..No way I might need that someday (9%)
• ..So Lizzie did 40 times until she got it right (6%)
• ..In some wood for the fire place... aww warmth (3%)
• ..Its stained with blood. From the guy who beheaded. sorry I am a horror fan (3%)
• ..Now we just have to decide whether it should be in your chest or mine! (3%)
• ..and start using guns like everyone else. (3%)
• ..in your skull. (0%)