Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? Someday my prints will come! (42%)
• To some...marriage is a word. To others...it is a sentence. (16%)
• Did you hear about the spiders who got married? I hear they met on the web. (11%)
• "It's been an emotional day,," said the groom. "Even the cake is in tiers." (11%)
• "An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either." (11%)
• What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? A Cantelope." (5%)
• Love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage. (5%)
• At the wedding reception of the Queen of Hearts and the King of Hearts, most guests agreed they were perfectly suited for each other (0%)