Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..play on GoldToken! (27%)
• ..There's a Nap for that (13%)
• ..you are awake in another one's dream. (7%)
• ..You're thinking about that hatchet you buried. (7%)
• ..Get up and eat everything you can find in the dark (7%)
• ..You just a myth walking in a dream (3%)
• ..it's because you're awake. (3%)
• ..ease up on the coffee! (3%)
• ..nightmares are walking in your dreams (3%)
• ..count sheep. You will still be very tired but you'll know how many sheep you have. (3%)
• ..The fae folk are playing in your room. (3%)
• ..wake up early (3%)
• ..drink a cup of hot chocolate (3%)
• ..there's a pea under your mattress. (3%)
• ..It's because of all the sheep your counting, and filling up your bedroom, the smell alone would keep you awake. (3%)
• ..watch the Hallmark channel and you'll be out in five minutes. (3%)
• ..you've had too much caffeine (3%)
• ..listen to "Bigger Love". (0%)