Poll assigned to board: Pony Up!

• My master said I can only have one since I'm the designated driver. He's looking over my shoulder right now, isn't he? (17%)
• "And the humans think THEY need 5 o'clock somewhere?" (12%)
• The name's Pooch, James Pooch - licenced to chill! (12%)
• "You forgot my straw and the little umbrella." (7%)
• Would you like to join me for a cocktail? (7%)
• These Dirty Martinis make my hair curl! (5%)
• Hey Pal, I ask you...does this look like a fuzzy naval to you? (5%)
• "Best Martini Ever...no bones about it!" (5%)
• Wait...I ordered a Pink Poodle (5%)
• Garcon, straw please. (5%)
• Now that's what I call "Breakfast of Champions" (5%)
• "excuse me. I asked for dry Martini. Not hair of dog" (2%)
• That's not a Shirley Temple. (2%)
• I asked for shaken, not stirred. (2%)
• 'Hair of the dog' (2%)
• Well naturally, it's shaken, not stirred. (2%)
• “You got the olive, but forgot to salt the rim” (2%)
• I dont eat or drink green (2%)
• Dont I look cute with my drink and sitting just so cute (0%)
• There’s nothing I enjoy more than enjoying a drink with my friends (0%)
• No problem at all sir..can I get you another? on the house of course (0%)