Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Dragons only want to make you happy as they flame to please. (33%)
• I spotted a lizard on a portable toilet. I suspect it was a commode-o-dragon. (22%)
• The difference between Hannukah and dragons is that one is eight nights and the other ate knights. (22%)
• I know a really long joke about fire breathing lizards, but I won't post it as I don't want my post to dragon. (11%)
• What did the Dragon say when stopped by a Garda(Irish Policeman)? What a drag ! (6%)
• What happened when the cow awoke the sleeping dragon while sneaking past him? The dragon made a nice flaming yawn. (6%)
• Why couldn’t the bearded dragon have kids? Because he had an e-reptile dysfunction.... (0%)