Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks. (39%)
• Whiskey isn't always the answer, but it's worth a shot. (33%)
• Did you hear there’s a Mexican version of Harper Lee’s classic novel? It’s called Tequila Mockingbird (17%)
• We'll drink a drink, a drink To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink The savior of the human race. (The Scaffold) (6%)
• What kind of beer is always served in a bucket of ice? Pail ale! (6%)