Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Am the best belly rubber and cook in the world (22%)
• ..its body pillow! (15%)
• ..Here to scratch him behind his ears. (11%)
• ..It's servant. Who can blame it. I feed, water,clean up after it and take it for walks (7%)
• ..cool (7%)
• ..as much in love with me as I am with her (7%)
• ..his pupil as he puts me through strenuous exercise to loose weight. (7%)
• ..her constant source of entertainment (4%)
• ..Smelly and need a bath everyday (4%)
• ..a Fire Hydrant. (4%)
• ..A great talker as I talk to every one of them like they are human. And understand what they want all the time. (4%)
• ..non existent, cause I don't have a dog. (4%)
• ..mean because I won't get out of bed at 5am to feed him or take him for a walk. (4%)