Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• It takes me a long while to eat at a Dinner Buffet because I keep going back for Seconds. (35%)
• I was going to cook my herbed chicken recipe, but I didn't have the thyme (29%)
• Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. (18%)
• Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak (6%)
• `Any time is Urney time.' (6%)
• Well, well, well. Would you look at the thyme (6%)