Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..OOPS to late! (19%)
• ..or you'll limp. (15%)
• ..Just remember the grass is never greener on the other side.. be careful what you leap into. (12%)
• ..Sam Beckett. Or you won't be able to leap home (8%)
• ..frog, ribbit ribbit eyes (8%)
• ..To avoid the “oh crap” moments (8%)
• ..But he who hesitates is lost! (4%)
• ..or you might forget to take your mask in with you. (4%)
• ..That last step is a doozy (4%)
• ..but don't gaze back once you have already stepped ahead. (4%)
• ..And get some nook before you sleep (4%)
• ..And look both ways, or you will be fender fodder! (4%)
• ..especially if you can't swim! (4%)
• ..or else you'll land right on that cactus below you...! (4%)
• ..Caution Pool Drained (0%)
• ..and Bound very quickly. (0%)
• ..because stepping on that infamous crack in the pavement will break your mother's back. (0%)
• ..to avoid a head-on collision with the person who's leaping (without looking) towards you. (0%)