Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Fell off my high horse (22%)
• ..When i sneezed (9%)
• ..Tripped on the Royal cat and landed on my face. (9%)
• ..Kneeled down to be knighted (6%)
• ..leapt before I looked (6%)
• ..used too much hair gel (6%)
• ..Bent my head trying to suck spilled coffee off my shirt (6%)
• ..tried to raise my heavy head. (3%)
• ..Moved to California (3%)
• ..Saw Jack fall down and break his (3%)
• ..Forgot it came from a Christmas Cracker! (3%)
• ..Had one to many.... (3%)
• ..Put oil in my hair (3%)
• ..There goes the crown in the tooth (3%)
• ..when I fell in a mud hole and hit my head (3%)
• ..put that big piece of taffy in my mouth (3%)
• ..passed a note to the priest at confession, telling him I wanted to prey more often. (3%)
• ..I thought "recognition at last" (3%)