Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I had to sit in the yard and bark because we couldn't afford a dog (25%)
• ..we lived in a shoebox in t' middle of the road (9%)
• ..I actually did sleep under a rock (6%)
• ..We had to wash our paper plates (6%)
• ..That when my mom lit a match in the house.....The roaches would all join together and start singing............ "Clap your hands, Stomp your feet, Praise the Lord, We just got heat." (6%)
• ..A jam sandwich was two slices of bread jammed together (6%)
• ..so poor...... so poor.... so pour me another drink (6%)
• ..the shoe we lived in had holes in the soles... (6%)
• ..mom would open up a can of pork and beans and we would fight over who would get the piece of fat in it. (6%)
• ..We couldn't pay attention even on Ritalin. (3%)
• ..I created a gmail account just so momma can eat the spam & my mom's face was on the front of a foodstamp. (3%)
• ..Was so poor, couldn't afford dirt for the dirt sandwiches. (3%)
• ..We couldn't even pay attention. (3%)
• ..Today’s Country Crock tubs were tomorrow’s Tupperware (3%)
• ..I had to give my parents an allowance! (3%)
• ..That I'm still Poor (3%)
• ..All hand me downs went from the oldest cousin down to my youngest brother.. yeah I had to wear boys clothes. (0%)