Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What do you get if you cross a Flower Child Offering flower with a Hell's Angel BIKER motorcylist? Petal to the Metal (46%)
• I killed a hundred weeds today! No, you only killed 98 weeds. Geez, sorry, I Roundup (38%)
• What did the flower write in his Mother’s Day card? I’m proud to be orchid (15%)