Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..It doesn't go Snap, Crackle, Pop! (22%)
• ..Pulled a submarine from the river when I went fishing (19%)
• ..now have to go to the store to buy another box (16%)
• ..Now I hope to be the next Bruce Jenner (9%)
• ..Now I know why I skip breakfast. (9%)
• ..I'll sleep tonight at a Holiday Inn Express (6%)
• ..And now my picture is going to be on the box! (6%)
• ..Which was odd because I'm allergic. (6%)
• ..I now live on a box (3%)
• ..I now have a body of muscles to die for, not to mention I can buy a new wardrobe! (3%)