Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What would the terminator be called after his retirement? The Exterminator.. (32%)
• When he finally retired, the circus had trouble replacing the Human Cannon Ball. They couldn't find anyone else of his caliber. (32%)
• A soldier who survived a pepper spray and mustard gas attack and partook in many assaults, now that he is retired people call him a seasoned veteran. (21%)
• When you retire, you switch bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you (16%)
• How I want to be in that number... Take it Satch! (0%)