Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I told my daughter and son, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." They said, "What's that got to do with anything?" I said "That means it's pasture bedtime." (56%)
• My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please. which I think is poor for-four (25%)
• I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then… …IT hit me (19%)