Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..When your parents call you by your full name... Uh oh! 😲 (17%)
• ..Your spouse gives you "The Look" (10%)
• ..When it all boils over (7%)
• ..Your wife asks: “Honey, does this dress look good on me?” (7%)
• ..as soon as you put your foot in your mouth! (7%)
• ..when you bring home flowers, and are asked "What did you do?" (7%)
• ..When you tip toe into the house and the lights get turned on. (7%)
• ..When your wife gives you the look (7%)
• ..You receive a letter from the IRS and your being Audited (7%)
• ..Run a bath and got the rubber ducks out (3%)
• ..When the windows steam over (3%)
• ..the water is making more bubbles than you are. (3%)
• ..you start to develop first and second degree burns all over the lower half of your body! (3%)
• ..your skin goes all crinkly (3%)
• ..A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water (3%)
• ..the cannibal chef dumps vegetables and herbs in with you. (3%)
• ..the lobster's shell is as red as your skin (3%)
• ..Your icecream melts. (0%)