Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• They started a poetry contest at my local prison But I don't know how I feel about that. There are prose and cons! (35%)
• Frank, the hot dog, opened the contest envelope he received in the mail. It read: "You may already be a weiner...." (29%)
• I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win... But no pun in ten did (24%)
• A song for Europe to give you hope! In 1996 of course. My Lovely Horse The very best in the Euroboring song contest (6%)
• I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat spinach as fast as possible.... I'll call it Popeyedol. (6%)